1- The Thief told for his son if you successful in this year i will still fore you naghbours car.

2- There is elephant has a short proboscis why ? becouse his mother from phelipen.

3- There is thife told for his friend the world is not safty when i still my fathers wallet I get my wallet in hispocket.

4- Father to his son after exam: "let me see your report card."Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."

5- Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire?"Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"Millionaire: " Billionaire"